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GoDogGo! The Automatic Fetch Machine! Remote Controlled!

My dog needs one of these...

GoDogGo! The Automatic Fetch Machine! Remote Controlled!

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50 Pence - In Da Pub: Free MP3 Download

50 Pence - In Da Pub


Found at bee mp3 search engine
Classic stuff!

In anyone has the cover art for the album "Get Rich or Claim Benefit" please let me know
50 Pence - In Da Pub: Free MP3 Download

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Life and Death of Planet Earth

Yes a gloomy bunch of posts, but anyway...

We'll probably all be as dead as the planet by then anyway

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/04/0421_030421_deathofplanet.html

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'Death Star' found pointing at Earth, but fuck it

Something tells me that by the time this happens I won't be too bothered about it.

And if humans still exist and watch the skies by the time they do know we would be about to die from the radiation not too long after the light reaches us from whenst the radiation came. We likely won't be able to do much about it anyway, if the vegetation dies, which it will, so in turn will all mammals and lizards. Life would probably be shit and almost pointless by then, a bit like being a human in "Wall-E". Or maybe even "Logans Run"

So Fuck it, like I said, I won't be alive to care.

Access : 'Death Star' found pointing at Earth : Nature News

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Raining Cats & Dogs will never happen (A dying planet)

But Pelicans did!

A comment by a Marine Biologist made says
"The temperature change caused by global warming has made a great impact on many creatures that live on this planet. Animals are force to change diet and locations so they are able to survive. This changes affect other animal that feed on this other creatures, making them sick and disoriented. Personal thought from a marine biologist."

That's pretty disturbing man, I mean this planet we live on is really being fucked upo by us, and it only took us around 200 years to do the worst damage. In thescale of things that's a very short amount of time considering how long life has existed on earth (4,000,000,000 (4,000m)years.

References:
Evolution*
Industrial Revolution
Global Warming
The Road

*(Best info I could find about how long there has been Life on Earth)


Sick Pelicans Falling from the Sky and Other Mysterious Mass Animal Wildlife Deaths | EcoSalon - The Green Gathering

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You know it's cold when...

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Ice Ice Baby

This is freaking awesome! How I'd love to have a camera with such clean focus and fast shutter speed...

Icy days and nights - The Big Picture - Boston.com

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Lego Star Wars Hoth

Wow this is awesome!

Lego: 60,000-Piece Lego Star Wars Hoth Diorama Features LEDs, Footprints

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Stuff I currently use

Software tracking

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Stuff I currently use

Software tracking

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Hitler gets banned from Xbox Live

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Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe



Have some of that!

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Dead Space Xbox 360 Trailer

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Mirror's Edge Screenshots for Xbox 360


Check out these Mirror's Edge Screenshots. It looks graphically awesome

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Spherical Water Formation Experiments

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ARCHOS 7

Actually I'll have this instead!

ARCHOS

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Archos 5 250GB Internet Media Tablet WiFi 5",High: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo



I have an old Archos AV700, it won't record stuff. But it's still under warranty and eligible for exchange. So I'm hoping to get this!

Archos 5 250GB Internet Media Tablet WiFi 5",High: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

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A Lonely Christmas

It's a Lonely Chritmas for Batman

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8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Now this is true

List Of The Day: 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

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List of unusual deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

List of unusual deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Budweiser telephone

I was browsing eBay to buy myself an antique 50s/60s rotary phone, and came across this.

Pointz, it's for you! Bet you'd love this is in your bachelor pad

RETRO BUDWEISER HOME TELEPHONE - ORIGINAL 1980'S on eBay, also, Novelty Character Phones, Home Phones, Mobile Home Phones (end time 27-Oct-08 16:08:48 GMT)

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another brand of Zimmers



The Zimmers I noticed is in fact a Rock Band name shared by at least two bands. The generically younger of the two being actually really impressive





It seems they play classical rock songs which are actually featured int the Rock Band video game, which I love to play.

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Breaking Toilets and breaking records

Mr. Jerky,

Didn't you once have a neighbor that did this for a living while permanently drunk?



Oh and the images after the clip has ended are rather disturbing too. I can smell the rancidity from here

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What The Zimmers did next - Firestarter



It seems the oldest (member's age wise) Rock Band in the world, The Zimmers are really going for it. Respect due. It's better than trying to pass them on a narrow footpath to catch your bus on time, at least.

BBC NEWS | Magazine | What The Zimmers did next

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World's first wooden supercar - Splinter



I was on Facebook, and noticed a car in an application, "Car Racer", which I found a link to from the newly updated and now more awesome "Pro Racer". Why a wooden car? Wouldn't that be dangerous? And would rot be a serious problem, especially in a garage where woodlice are always ahnging around? Well, if you have these questions and want to know more, them have a Butchers:

Splinter (automobile) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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600g Bread loaves now Legal

That's right it was illeigal 750 years ago...

Bread rules abandoned after 750 years - Telegraph

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Mind The Zap, Mang

This is useful if you watch TV on your PC, like myself at times.

mindthezap: UK TV Programmes, TV Guide, Listings & Schedules

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Movie Sequel Mania

There's some new awesome sounding sequels on their way, according to Tesco Digital.

xXx - Return Of Xander Cage is written about over at Screen Rant. Maybe they forgot about The Death of Xander Cage, or maybe they'll improvise. I mean it's not like you see his face in this clip, or in fact see him die, or even hear his voice actually. Maybe they'll ignore this important piece of material, like Hollywood seems to be good at doing with most sequels or media translations.



Next is Fast & Furious.
I doubt I even need to tell you which Movie Franchise this is from. If you don't know you are a spoon. Or a motorbike accident's helmet with the head scooped out. Now, it's going to be four movies later, with only one show from the original cast from each main charachter second then again in the third movies. So I really hope they make a good tie in here or I'll be pissed. I telling you one thing, if it's a one liner each i'll be pretty annoyed, but only if the excuse is that the movie has alot of good stuff packed into it.

And oh, wait, it's yet another Vin Diesel flick, Chronicles of Riddick III (There's no actual title yet)


Oh yeah, it's not a sequel but check out Watchmen:

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Rockstock

Check it out dudes

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Paintball



I have tickets at £25 each* with free refreshments and gear for you to wear and use.

I'm doing it on Monday 29th September, which so happens to be my 27th Birthday.

I'm either going to Homewood or Deepwood

It is a term of the offer that the first 100 paintballs per person be purchased in advance at £10.00 per person.

Bring at least £50

Here are some guide videos so you can be better than anyone else: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=expertvillage&search_query=paintball&search=Search

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It's not my Job

Continued from Planet Jerky...

Then I can fuck off from doing what can be the most hasseling part of the job and start sorting shit out in the stock rooms like I'm supposed to.

Don't get me wrong I like my job, just not alot of the customers that come through, little do they know it. And I'm not getting myself sacked beause I'm not mentioning names or anything, and also this goes for many jobs I've done in retail anyway.

Then I can shout profanity and throw empty cardboard boxes around menacingly and ruthlessly, like a motherfucker. Of course not into anything worth anything, just bins and walls mainly. But I get the job done.

And trust me I'm not some idiot when I serve on the till. Well I used to be because I wasn't fully trained and had just been thrown on after a crash course. Now it's just having to fumble through annoying price sheets and paperwork to calculate discounts and crap and trying to explain to customers what a moron they are for not reading the signs to find out what our deals are, and how, in my imagination, they really should "shut the fuck up" about their big rush they are in before I make their lateness a permanent cancellation. I mean why would I care if they are late or something? Not much I can do, It's not like I want to take my time with them. I just want their moeny in the till as soon as possible so I don't have to see their miserable faces again. Well I wish I could tell them some true shit sometimes, but I incinuate it at least. Buy it or don't, pal. If you want deals or certain items browse the store, go find, dick cheese.

Oh, and I attended the d.construct conference in Brighton on Friday, it was pretty crazy. It was all about social networking on the internet, it's new technologies, foresights, developer's plans, and stuff like that

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Pothole Car Fun



I've always had an interest in car crashes. I guess being a guy is my excuse for that. Anyway, enjoy the comical music and crazy bumps

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Retarded Animal Babies 3

Retarded Animal Babies 3

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TomGreen.com - The Channel



TomGreen.com - The Channel

This looks interesting...

..And now, for some Mini Cheddars. speaking of those BBQ ones are sweet, just like the 24 energy drink and new flavours of Relentless

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LG 32LT75 Review on CNET.co.uk

LG 32LT75 Review on CNET.co.uk

Well, I'm getting hitched so I doubt I'll have the cash for this for a while but hey, I can dream!

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Telecockneys

F Off!

Telecockneys - Harry Enfield & Friends

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Slingshot From Point Blank Video



Slingshot From Point Blank Video

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Tough Corner In Rally Car Race Video


Tough Corner In Rally Car Race - Watch more free videos

Tough Corner In Rally Car Race Video

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Google Fight : Microsoft VS Yahoo

Microsoft 775m, Yahoo...
Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight Microsoft VS Yahoo

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Couple Kids Build A Halo 3 Warthog Video

Couple Kids Build A Halo 3 Warthog Video

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IT Guy Vs Dumb Employees Video

This just gets better and better!

The sort of job I can do!

IT Guy Vs Dumb Employees Video

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Asperger's: the IT industry's dark secret

I have aspergers, sure I causes me grief at work and socially, but I hope It won't become this bad

Asperger's: the IT industry's dark secret

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Oh yes, there will be Blood

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World of World of Warcraft



Oh man! I would probably actually like this!

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Pictured: The moment a mother loses a desperate battle to save her duckling from the jaws of a heron | Mail Online

After all that Jive about me apparently have some sort of fondant for feeding duck, comes this.

Personally I'd spear the fucker who ate this duckling because I think that fucking Heron there is a total cunt for kidnapping and eating a mother's child in front of it.

Pictured: The moment a mother loses a desperate battle to save her duckling from the jaws of a heron | Mail Online

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IGN: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Screenshots, Wallpapers and Pics



IGN: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Screenshots, Wallpapers and Pics

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Death Race (2008) Trailer

Thi is weird.

I was with some of my mates the other day after watching The Incredible Hulk, which is pretty damn cool by the way, and after seeing the Speed Racer posters we started talking about The Death race 2000 movie that we so enjoyed. And now I see this!

Death Race (2008) Trailer

Death Race (2008) Official Site

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Namasté - They want your money!

I have a friend called Chris, I work with him at HMV, and besides him being excellent, he is in a band called Namasté.

Here is a video of them looking for money:

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Daft Bodies - Harder Better Faster Stronger

I was on Facebook, browsing suggested friends from other friends I know, and came across Charlotte Rowe's Profile, and saw a post from Ema Chappell on her Fun Wall:




This must have alot of practice!

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Yes, Billy Bullshot, you did

Apart from you being a pedophile...

Since you asked me to prove that I'd noticed a message from you calling yourself gay, I thought I would show you what I saw. which really doesn't bother me if anyone is in the first place, as long as I'm not dragged into joining the Anal Love side, it's just not my bag. I saty out of the idea. anyway before I waffle on, may I point out that you suggested that would enjoy being raped by Mr. Jerky.

Allow me to explain:

And I quote:

Mrbeardo said:

I think Billy Bullshot must be dead by now, he's not commented since he said something about being gay. Maybe he's a homophobic gay, which is probably one of the worst things you could be. I'm glad i'm not him...

12/06/08 14:37


which was followed by:

Billy Bullshot said...

Sadly for all concerned I am very much alive and kicking. Perhaps you'd like to direct me to the bit where I said I was gay, cause I can't remember it. As a matter of fact Beardo I am also glad you are not me. very glad indeed in fact.

Well done, Pointz, you are almost funny. I met a guy like you in a pub once. He tok a dump in a church corridor and when he was handed the collecting box he said "no, thankyou".

15/06/08 20:05


Also see:

Planet Jerky: "Referendum" Comments




Planet Jerky: "I'm Employed Again" Comments

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I Drink Your Cookies!

Hi there you tossers!

Sorry got a little excited about making a bizarre intro. Oh well, deal with it as they say...

Today's Main Story

Upon accidentally switching to Big Brother and sticking to it at 4 am the other day as there was nothing else on, and getting considerably drunk (as you do), I noticed this Crazy Cookie mad woman (Kathreya) in "The Chair". Since then it seems she's the "talk of the town".

Anyways, I was just at a party with my colleagues last night, and it was mentioned. So today I thought, hey this is going to be some famous shit, like a quote of note. And so, in my wisdom and boredom (note the name of this blog), I decided to create this. I recommend turning your speakers down a little!

/IDrinkYourCookies.wav

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The Transporteur III - Teaser 1

Le Transporteur III - Teaser 1 (Anglais sous-titré)

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BMW Gina

BMW Gina news - His dark materials - 2008 - News - Top Gear

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